Mini Fixers

Celeriac Issigonis – Vegetable farmer from Greece

Paddy Hopkirk – rally driver and one-legged starship captain.

David Vizard – Mini Guru and German Warlock.

John Cooper – Tuner and barrel maker.

Monte Carlo Rally – English WW2 hero who became a Spanish freeman and gave his name to a famous car race.

Wolsely Hornet – Not available in green.

Riley Elf – Leprechaun (with a large boot)

Transverse – A poem about gender identity

With my retired squaddie humour i think it best i dont add anything so as not to offend anyone!!!!!! Hee hee!!!!!

What tires did you have fitted then Brendan? :-)

Tyres???? Mine has got 2 Dunlop originals still on there and Richard Williams fitted 2 new Khumo's for me. Dunlops upfront till they wear out which wont be for about another 20 years!!!!!!! Hee hee

I am reliably informed that the most dangerous part of a Mini is the nut that holds the wheel.

My lad ordered me some Yokohama A008's to go on my 10" Mercury alloys.

When they arrived his boss shouted out "Who's ordered some wheelbarrow tyres?"